Alright...here I am at work and I decide to check my email like I have done thousands of times before. Today, I think, will be different...no spam today. WRONG. After wading through countless ads for making my bust bigger (Im a guy and dont really WANT my bust size to be bigger) I come to the ones that want to make my penis bigger. How do these people know I need this?
Im so sick of people taking up my time and inbox space wanting to sell me something, or to make this bigger or that smaller. Dont these people have lives? What are the spammers getting out of it all? Do they really think that the lonely guy that opens his morning email and sees an ad to enlarge something will click that link right away? I wonder just how much money they make with the spam.
Oh, and lets not forget the stock market. My God, how does Wall Street function without these tips on the hottest stocks to buy in their email every day? This country will fall flat on it's face if I don't buy gold.
I think Im gonna do NaNoWriMo this year with the spam as my plot. Maybe have a lone vigellante hunt down and kill all of the spammers. Yeah, that's what Im gonna do. Ill just sit back and enjoy my energy drink and think about that.
Now, where was that email from the guy in Nigeria who wanted me to help him get his money? I simply MUST respond to that one.
More later, folks.
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You may have already won a million dollars...Just download this software that will erase your computer to enter....
It is supremely frustrating, but fried spam on a camping trip is essential.
Hey Doug...welcome to my little corner of the world. Not sure how you found me, but glad you did!
Right on. I just don't know how I get along without the Nigerian posts or the Viagra stuff. It really makes you wonder if there are actually people stupid enough to get taken in by these things.
Steve Davis
http://stamperdad.wordpress.com
See? Now you have a plot and a character to go with the ending for your NaNoWriMo project. I say go for it.
And congrats to Kelly, nice of you to help spread her good news.
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